04 // 💡 The Narcissist Melt Fondue: A Recipe for 4 People
Today, I was inspired by a melting demon.
Yes, the exact type of creature capable of adding a permanent Michelin tire right around your waist.
(What on earth are they talking about?)
(Why are they always so self-absorbed, spouting a vocabulary that absolutely no one else understands?)
Drama pause...
They are talking about cheese. Melted cheese, to be precise. The absolute best choice for a fondue.
📋 Ingredients:
- 250g melted emotions, Emmental style (utterly mental).
- 1 garlic clove, a standard bad boy with a stinky attitude—included purely for the fragrance.
- 1 cup of white wine, to thoroughly inebriate one's perceptions.
- 1 tablespoon of cornflour, to soften the pain.
- Nutmeg and black pepper, to taste. A generous handful of 'come back to me' herbs, resembling a desperate spell just in case the poor soul actually decides to stay away forever.
🧙♀️⚗️ Method:
Mix the ingredients together in whatever manner pleases your inner spirit. Wait anxiously for the consequences, and whatever you do, don't forget to repeat the chaos.
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