07 // High-level DA GOAT Parody
My Hypothetical Logical Thinking.
Or just My Moment Of Deep Creative Mind Diving.
I was born a typical 'why' child.
Questioning everything—and I still do, by the way!
"Why is this happening?", "Why is that happening?", etc.
Recently, I wanted to comprehend why a specific situation was escalating into a public laundering (on a digital platform) of dirty linen.
Some perhaps did it for fun.
Others did it to create artificial smear campaigns to make money, increasing views and pulling attention toward their channel.
A very immoral and peculiar strategy.
But why??
Digital platforms are used to sell everything: books, experiences, lies, and so forth.
But why?? (I know, I'm annoying!)
One of the motives could very well be, hypothetically, that financial greed and a plan to start paying taxes in Washington is a dream come true.
Who knows—maybe getting married or becoming a legal US citizen.
I confess, it is a fantastic move as a way out of less democratic countries.
Isn't it?
Becoming a US taxpayer! Nice!
By using others as scapegoats and sacrificial lambs?
To make more money, a lot of it, creating a never-stopping money machine!
By playing games, manipulating emotions, and selling readings (the tarot ones).
Extending them into more money, money.
Using hexes and exes for more money and more...
All for money!!??
But sometimes, if you mess with a Cap, 'Da Goats' just jump!! 🐐
Poof... right into the vessel of truth!
(Vessel is a more poetic wording; I can exhibit that in English too, you know??!! ;))
Artificial breakups for clout?
While working on dreams of joint taxes?
SOO romantic!
I know, in a sec, I will have another brand: the jealousy label!
(I take the risk)
But, really, who cares?? Right?
Wrong!
I do. I'm nosy.
I was born nosy!
See, they just had to leave me alone and keep up the 'standards'.
A tear here, a spell there, a marriage proposal today, a Blondie tomorrow.
Accusing others of being obsessed, when in reality, my natural curiosity gives me legal authorization to read everything that is in the public domain.
Such as a dual-border corporate network explicitly structured to isolate a physical location??
Or, on a more primitive human level, to practice the corporate gymnastics and beat the 'for free' creators? 😂
Who cares, right???
Wrong!
I do!
I'm out!
😂😭